My cummings and goings

Why didn’t you boys tell me?! I imagine you are all so offended that I’m already an entire week late on what is your special month. *shrugs* Sorry I missed it. First I heard of it was the other day when a bunch of flirts decided to join in helping you guys celebrate. (a philanthropic bunch we are) I started googling and looking and could really not find much about the month. I thought about it and it dawned on me that not many chronic masturbators would be keen to announce that he is a chronic masturbator and recognizes National Masturbation Month. So alas, unlike Black History Month where we are treated to reruns of Roots and special about jazz, there will be no tv shows for you. No mentions on your local news channel to get involved in National Masturbation Month and stop down at the local circle jerk, (are you googling right now in a tab to see is such an event exists?) No none of that for you. But I have something better, and it’s sort of like a circle jerk. A list of sexy blogs from women like me just dedicating ourselves to recognizing your out of control masturbation habits. Phone Sex Flirts Enjoy yourself and enjoy your month.  We are going to have some special things planned for you  :)

Hey there it’s your Humiliatrix Beth. I have so much fun with humiliation sluts. The one I had earlier today, I think closely resembles the guy in the picture above. Creepy, nerdy, greasy, little dick, unfuckable guy. You know, that guy. But why am I saying that guy when that guy is this guy. The one that was drawn immediately to this post and started to feel a stirring in that..lol…*giggle* weenus of his.

Even though that guy is just about the worst guy a girl could ever have the misfortune to encounter, they do have a few uses. Not much makes me laugh harder then a guy telling me about his little broken dick. Or how he’s only fucked one girl in his entire life and he’s 43, or worse, he’s a virgin. (sorry but 40 year old and above men that are virgins are not cute and contrary to the movie and corresponding with real life will not get laid and then get rich)

Anyway, you humiliation sluts have your purpose and are a good diversion in the afternoon. I got through with playing with little no dick nerd guy and my stomach was aching. Not only did I make a nice chunk of change I can spend on myself later but I got a stomach workout from laughing so hard. Losers have their uses.

This post is dedicated to all the micro dicked, repellant, humiliation sluts out there.

Been thinking of a caller of mine. He’s the ultimate pain slut, always wanting to take things to another level for my pleasure. That’s what turns me on so much. This is all for me, just me. Just for my viewing pleasure. A sacrifice of cock and balls just to hear my giggle, or if it’s really good, a moan. He called recently and just let me have my way with his balls. I like that power, just the absolute power of letting knowing whatever strikes my whim or fansy will he his naughty fate. There ought to be more guys like that out there..
Cum back often!

I’m sure you cum boys have already stumbled upon this but for me it’s new. Take a look at this: Natural Harvest (cooking with cum ) So what do you think?
It’s clear you enjoy the piquant taste of your freshly shot cum, why not turn it into a delicious treat like a cum protein infused smoothie?hahaha I’ll do a free 5 min call with anyone that will make a recipe with cum and send me a picture of it (extra points if it’s a picture of you actually eating it!)

I can’t even blog about it, I’m laughing too hard. Go check it out, Amish Phone sex. Have a laugh then call me for the real thing because somehow I don’t think cumming is allowed in their religion.