My cummings and goings

One ring to rule him….

I’ve had more than a few calls lately from men that fantasize about their girlfriends or wives having sex with other men. They tell me about their sweet, shy, wife/girlfriend and how she would never really do anything like this, but the thought just turns him on. I wonder though… I have always felt that the shy girls are the real freaks. Maybe they do know deep down that their woman is capable of this. Not only capable but likely to do this. Not just likely but actually doing it.

I tell them this and they get even more excited.. because they know it too. They know. You do too don’t you? You see the way she looks at other guys when you take her to the club. The bright eyes, flushed cheeks, tight nipples. Do you let her dance with the other men now and then like a good, unjealous man would? Do you watch her from across the room? Your heart beating a little bit faster than normal, a bit of sweat on your forehead. You feel a little nervous about where that guy is putting his hands on your woman, why is he putting them so low? But more importantly, why is she letting him? You’re nervous, but your dick is getting hard at the same time. Wondering what would happen if your girl was not quite so shy, and had a touch of slut in her.

Would she take the guy to the back of the club, tipsy, stumbling a bit, drop to her knees in front of him and suck him off real quick? It wouldn’t take long. She could be done before you managed to make your way through the crowd to find her. Hot fantasy. Maybe. But it could be true.. it may very well be true. Has your girlfriend/wife ever disappeared like that from you in the club? Got you wondering now huh? You wonder now about those lunch dates with her girlfriends. “Bye honey!” Big smile, smootch, hug. Out the door. Back 2 hours later. Maybe your sweet girl was at your best friends house. Maybe your little honey was on his bed, on top of him, riding him. Can you see it? Your beautiful woman, hair down in her face, sweaty body, smile, riding your best friends cock. She’s moaning like she never does with you. Rocking faster on him. She’s loving the way he fucks her. Watch your wife be a slut. Can you imagine what she would look like and sound like when she cums? Practically screaming, shuddering. You’ve never seen her that excited have you? Course you haven’t.

But you want to see it, you want to see her arch her back and moan. You want to see her get her ass slapped, begging the guy to stop because you might notice how red her ass is later, but seconds later she’s begging him to slap it again, and again, and again. Your sweet girl is a slut when she’s not with you isn’t she? And the guy.. the best friend, or that big muscular black guy that delivers the mail, or some guy she met in a chat room.. can you see him? Grunting, sweaty, behind your woman, grabbing her hips tight pulling her back on his cock. Thats your woman, your pussy getting slammed by a hard cock. but it’s all just a fantasy right? Something to stroke your cock to and cum over the phone with me. Just a fantasy. right?

Why didn’t you boys tell me?! I imagine you are all so offended that I’m already an entire week late on what is your special month. *shrugs* Sorry I missed it. First I heard of it was the other day when a bunch of flirts decided to join in helping you guys celebrate. (a philanthropic bunch we are) I started googling and looking and could really not find much about the month. I thought about it and it dawned on me that not many chronic masturbators would be keen to announce that he is a chronic masturbator and recognizes National Masturbation Month. So alas, unlike Black History Month where we are treated to reruns of Roots and special about jazz, there will be no tv shows for you. No mentions on your local news channel to get involved in National Masturbation Month and stop down at the local circle jerk, (are you googling right now in a tab to see is such an event exists?) No none of that for you. But I have something better, and it’s sort of like a circle jerk. A list of sexy blogs from women like me just dedicating ourselves to recognizing your out of control masturbation habits. Phone Sex Flirts Enjoy yourself and enjoy your month.  We are going to have some special things planned for you  :)

Hey there it’s your Humiliatrix Beth. I have so much fun with humiliation sluts. The one I had earlier today, I think closely resembles the guy in the picture above. Creepy, nerdy, greasy, little dick, unfuckable guy. You know, that guy. But why am I saying that guy when that guy is this guy. The one that was drawn immediately to this post and started to feel a stirring in that..lol…*giggle* weenus of his.

Even though that guy is just about the worst guy a girl could ever have the misfortune to encounter, they do have a few uses. Not much makes me laugh harder then a guy telling me about his little broken dick. Or how he’s only fucked one girl in his entire life and he’s 43, or worse, he’s a virgin. (sorry but 40 year old and above men that are virgins are not cute and contrary to the movie and corresponding with real life will not get laid and then get rich)

Anyway, you humiliation sluts have your purpose and are a good diversion in the afternoon. I got through with playing with little no dick nerd guy and my stomach was aching. Not only did I make a nice chunk of change I can spend on myself later but I got a stomach workout from laughing so hard. Losers have their uses.

This post is dedicated to all the micro dicked, repellant, humiliation sluts out there.

Been thinking of a caller of mine. He’s the ultimate pain slut, always wanting to take things to another level for my pleasure. That’s what turns me on so much. This is all for me, just me. Just for my viewing pleasure. A sacrifice of cock and balls just to hear my giggle, or if it’s really good, a moan. He called recently and just let me have my way with his balls. I like that power, just the absolute power of letting knowing whatever strikes my whim or fansy will he his naughty fate. There ought to be more guys like that out there..
Cum back often!

I’m sure you cum boys have already stumbled upon this but for me it’s new. Take a look at this: Natural Harvest (cooking with cum ) So what do you think?
It’s clear you enjoy the piquant taste of your freshly shot cum, why not turn it into a delicious treat like a cum protein infused smoothie?hahaha I’ll do a free 5 min call with anyone that will make a recipe with cum and send me a picture of it (extra points if it’s a picture of you actually eating it!)