My cummings and goings

Oh how I wish my average caller looked like the guy in this picture. Unfortunately the majority of guys that call me look more like this:

*giggle* Just having a little fun with my sissies. I know how much you like it. Summer is here, the wife will be buying a new bikini so that means you will throw away (read: inherit) her old one. I imagine I’ll see some naughty pictures of some of you in pink polka dot bikini’s soon won’t I? ahh summer.. sissies in full flower. It should be fun.

I had a call about big black cock the other day and got myself all worked up! Naughty cuckolds.

I especially love the men that are completely traumatized and turned on by the thought of their woman getting fucked by a huge black cock! Lol.. something about the guy being BLACK and being HUGE just really completes the humiliation and eroticism of the who scenario doesn’t it? It’s bad enough to imagine your wife getting pumped by some white guy like yourself, but to think of some huge hulking BLACK guy behind her and your wife backing it up on that tool is something entirely different isn’t it? lmao.. gosh I could just tease you boys for days with that thought, getting myself just as turned on as YOU while we talk about it! Who agrees with me that the cuckold fetish is one of the BEST?

Sometimes you guys do the writing for me. I was going through old mail from callers deleting some, keeping some. I ran across this one and it’s a keeper. A hot little paragraph that just encapsulates exactly what gets me horny about cuckolding.

To me, the hottest thing ever would be to watch you get fucked not for a long time but like 10-20 minutes, watching as his bare cock enters and seeing the guy cum inside you and make you all wet. Than, without waste, I would get up and position between you and proceed to kiss your legs, than lick your pussy and eventually progress into an all-out deep licking, using my mouth to reclaim your pussy for my own – removing the warm cum and pussy juice with every lick. Finally, I would straddle and slide into you. After a little while simulating a great love session between cheating spouses, i would cum in your pussy. Relaxed I would watch as some of it comes out. Now as great as that is, if it were than possible to see someone else repeat what I did, wow, I think I might die. LOL

mmm… can any of you match that?

One ring to rule him….

I’ve had more than a few calls lately from men that fantasize about their girlfriends or wives having sex with other men. They tell me about their sweet, shy, wife/girlfriend and how she would never really do anything like this, but the thought just turns him on. I wonder though… I have always felt that the shy girls are the real freaks. Maybe they do know deep down that their woman is capable of this. Not only capable but likely to do this. Not just likely but actually doing it.

I tell them this and they get even more excited.. because they know it too. They know. You do too don’t you? You see the way she looks at other guys when you take her to the club. The bright eyes, flushed cheeks, tight nipples. Do you let her dance with the other men now and then like a good, unjealous man would? Do you watch her from across the room? Your heart beating a little bit faster than normal, a bit of sweat on your forehead. You feel a little nervous about where that guy is putting his hands on your woman, why is he putting them so low? But more importantly, why is she letting him? You’re nervous, but your dick is getting hard at the same time. Wondering what would happen if your girl was not quite so shy, and had a touch of slut in her.

Would she take the guy to the back of the club, tipsy, stumbling a bit, drop to her knees in front of him and suck him off real quick? It wouldn’t take long. She could be done before you managed to make your way through the crowd to find her. Hot fantasy. Maybe. But it could be true.. it may very well be true. Has your girlfriend/wife ever disappeared like that from you in the club? Got you wondering now huh? You wonder now about those lunch dates with her girlfriends. “Bye honey!” Big smile, smootch, hug. Out the door. Back 2 hours later. Maybe your sweet girl was at your best friends house. Maybe your little honey was on his bed, on top of him, riding him. Can you see it? Your beautiful woman, hair down in her face, sweaty body, smile, riding your best friends cock. She’s moaning like she never does with you. Rocking faster on him. She’s loving the way he fucks her. Watch your wife be a slut. Can you imagine what she would look like and sound like when she cums? Practically screaming, shuddering. You’ve never seen her that excited have you? Course you haven’t.

But you want to see it, you want to see her arch her back and moan. You want to see her get her ass slapped, begging the guy to stop because you might notice how red her ass is later, but seconds later she’s begging him to slap it again, and again, and again. Your sweet girl is a slut when she’s not with you isn’t she? And the guy.. the best friend, or that big muscular black guy that delivers the mail, or some guy she met in a chat room.. can you see him? Grunting, sweaty, behind your woman, grabbing her hips tight pulling her back on his cock. Thats your woman, your pussy getting slammed by a hard cock. but it’s all just a fantasy right? Something to stroke your cock to and cum over the phone with me. Just a fantasy. right?

Why didn’t you boys tell me?! I imagine you are all so offended that I’m already an entire week late on what is your special month. *shrugs* Sorry I missed it. First I heard of it was the other day when a bunch of flirts decided to join in helping you guys celebrate. (a philanthropic bunch we are) I started googling and looking and could really not find much about the month. I thought about it and it dawned on me that not many chronic masturbators would be keen to announce that he is a chronic masturbator and recognizes National Masturbation Month. So alas, unlike Black History Month where we are treated to reruns of Roots and special about jazz, there will be no tv shows for you. No mentions on your local news channel to get involved in National Masturbation Month and stop down at the local circle jerk, (are you googling right now in a tab to see is such an event exists?) No none of that for you. But I have something better, and it’s sort of like a circle jerk. A list of sexy blogs from women like me just dedicating ourselves to recognizing your out of control masturbation habits. Phone Sex Flirts Enjoy yourself and enjoy your month.  We are going to have some special things planned for you  :)