I had a call the other day from a man, (a real one this time lol) that told me about an experience he had with a couple recently.   The couple had put out an advertisement looking for a good looking man to swing with them for their first time.  My caller was all for it, huge appetite for sex and someone is handing it out for free, no need to purchase dinner first woot! lol  Once he was there with them he found out that the husband wanted both he and his wife to be tied up during the swinging  session. My caller told me that he tied them both up and then the wife started to try to back pedal and ask her husband “do you really want to do this?”  As she was protesting my caller stripped his pants off to reveal his 9 inch cock and the protests started to slow down…lol her husband was 5 inches I was told. haha it just occurred to me that some of you would be really happy with at least 5 inches. *snort*  Anyway I think if the husband had turned to his wife after she got a look at my callers meat and said “yes honey you are right, lets call this off” She would have screamed bloody murder!

I had a wild phone sex call last night from a guy that took things even a step further then some of my favorite cum sluts readers do. The call started out with him making loud slurping noises, I finally asked him what in the world was he doing. He was sucking on cumsicles.. for real! lol He told me he makes ice cubes out of them and sticks popsicles sticks in them, freezes them and sucks on them while he is making calls to girls like me. Im assuming he lives alone..lol would any of you cum boys do that? Or would cold ruin the delicate flavor of spunk? *giggle*

I love boys that want to be told what to do after they cum! It’s such a blast to tease them during the call with what they are going to do with all that hot splooge when it arrives. I just had a call like that, hehe, what a trooper he was! I had him jerk off in front of a window in his house and told him to spunk all over the window and bend down and lick it up for all the world to see. ROFL.. My little window licker!

I’m tired… you boys sure were horny last night! It was hard to get up this morning and my plans to go shopping and relax after the holiday are dashed. Or are they?… I’m too tired to hit the pavement and shop at the mall, tis true. But I have MORE then enough energy to do a little online shopping! That’s where you come in. *smile* Lets have some fun today! All sissy sluts that love to get pretty, give me a call! We’re going to take Sephora by storm today, then surf on over to Nordstroms
for more retail therapy. One for you, two for me! And I know all your boys that like to spoil are reading this wondering why the sissies are the only ones having such fun! I would never leave you out! You can have your fun with me as well! Get that credit card charged and spoil me till I am screaming for mercy! (you would really have to pull out all the stops before that happened though!)
You ready? Lets go!

Being the spoiled Goddess that I am, I can get quite demanding at times, and for good reason! I mean I work hard to be beautiful, putting up with the losers of this Earth, shopping, … can’t a girl get a little appreciation? Is it so much to ask that a subbie, I don’t care who just one of them, to make me dinner when I come home and have my laundry done? Or to have one of them suck on my toes before they put my shoes on? How about being given $200 a night just because I’m me and when I come home have them lick the wet spot in the bed after I’m done fucking my latest ride? I mean I have plenty of men that do this stuff for me but, I shouldn’t have to ask! I hate breaking in a new subbie, they are so stupid and so much work. I am constantly getting on to them and paddling them or smacking their face. All that discipline can really wear a girl out!