Ok so get out your sparklers! I want you to stick one in your penis and light it while singing America The Beautiful with me!
lol just kidding! (all the pain sluts sit back in their chairs now and say “awwwwwww man!”) I’m in such a great mood, chicken marinating, bottle of champagne chilling and later this afternoon I’m going to settle in the backyard and relax. I’m sure all of you cuckolds are hanging out in the house right now while your wife is out “shopping” *read: getting pumped in the ass by a huge cock and screaming outloud. And you sissy.. put down the lipstick and give me a call, I can show you how to put it on just right and get you ready to go out on the town tonight! lol So if you want to have some fun with me you better hurry! If by chance you miss me and are still in the mood for some wild phone sex check out my niteflirt buddies, I’m pretty sure some girls are going to be on today! Either way, have a great holiday and have fun!

I had a caller recently that was all dressed up in pretty pink panties, matching lacy bra, a beautiful dress, high heels.. the works!
I was getting into the call with him but I noticed that as it went on longer I realized I was getting kind of snarky with him!
I didn’t understand why.. then it dawned on me that I was getting jealous! lol I was lying on my bed wearing fuzzy socks, and my pjs from the night before. And this sissy was decked out in clothes I would like! What is wrong with this picture?? I have not let myself go or anything but I have noticed that my days of bumming around are starting to outnumber my days of dressing up.
I decided I should take clue from my sissy and really look at how he relishes dressing up. How he looks forward to it. How it becomes an experience! Because this is my right as a woman I had come to a point where I was not appreciating how very wonderful it is to dress up. How nice the right shoes, clothes, hair, makeup, and of course panties and bra, can change my whole day.
Thanks sissy for reminding me! I’m planning to get dressed in something cute the moment I finish writing this!

I seem to have a lot of callers that want me to show them how to be good cocksuckers and how to please a man at the nearest glory hole. lol
I do what I can to give them the gay phone sex experience that they are looking for. But you know.. there is just NOTHING like the real thing, don’t you think? I think all of this is just talk! I’m starting to think you boys really have NO plans to go suck cock for me and it is disappointing. You get me all excited talking about how you are going to let some random guy use your mouth as his personal penis garage and then you never report back with pictures or details. Sigh.. stop lying.
Do it for real! Call me WHILE you are doing it! Send me pictures of you on your knees with a huge cock in your mouth. THEN I will believe you.
lol.. *sits back and waits for emails with raunchy pics*
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I had a sissy go on cam for me today! What a treat this particular sissy was. Very lean, very white body, platinum blonde hair and big blue eyes. He was decked out in a lacy black thong that had a cut out for his 7 inch cock. (hmmm I need to find out where he got those panties!) He also had on a matching black lacy bra and all in all was very attractive looking! I like that lean, emaciated, look on a man (or sissy).
Quite compliant as well.. lots of nasty things were done on cam for my viewing pleasure! Anyone else ready to show me what they’ve got?
All are welcome… just make sure that you purchase my yahoo id first to get the fun started!

I’m tired… you boys sure were horny last night! It was hard to get up this morning and my plans to go shopping and relax after the holiday are dashed. Or are they?… I’m too tired to hit the pavement and shop at the mall, tis true. But I have MORE then enough energy to do a little online shopping! That’s where you come in. *smile* Lets have some fun today! All sissy sluts that love to get pretty, give me a call! We’re going to take Sephora by storm today, then surf on over to Nordstroms
for more retail therapy. One for you, two for me! And I know all your boys that like to spoil are reading this wondering why the sissies are the only ones having such fun! I would never leave you out! You can have your fun with me as well! Get that credit card charged and spoil me till I am screaming for mercy! (you would really have to pull out all the stops before that happened though!)
You ready? Lets go!