I was checking my stats today to see where you cum boys are finding me and found this hysterically funny gem.
http://erectile-dysfunction-treatments.net/search.php?type=Web&c=1&index=1&search=cuckold+cleanup
Someone coming from the erectile dysfunction site searching for cuckold cleanup! ROFL Priceless!
I hope he is reading this right now because I have to thank him for giving me the biggest laugh of the day. A man with a penis that works only sporadically, or maybe even less then that.. I mean come on, if you are going to be doing ALL your searches from the ED website.. well.. that’s saying something right there isn’t it? So here we have the man with the sketchy penis who also wants to be on the cuckold cleanup crew! Cuckolds.. *shaking my head*

hmm this makes me wonder about something.. wondering if there is a connection between cuckolds, small penises, and ED…. Let you know what I find out.
Entries Tagged 'humiliation' ↓
Why even bother?
January 25th, 2010 — cuckolds, humiliation, tease and denial
mmm so tasty..NOT!
December 9th, 2009 — humiliation, subs
well.. I like it.. but as much as I talk cum all day, I really can’t bring myself to swallow a mouthful of spunk. Something about that texture…hot salty, snot. But as you boys know, when one is in the throes of passion, one can be tempted to do things that one would not normally do. Like my boyfriend for instance. (if he could see this blog post I guess he’d be an EX boyfriend lmao) The other night we were fucking, I was sucking him off and really just enjoying his cock…. mmm that’s the tasty part. He couldn’t hold back and shot off in my mouth. Now as I said, I’m not quite as fond of the taste of cum as you boys. I’m not inclined to slather it on my body and go running through the house whacking off. But, I will swallow now and then. Didn’t feel like that the other night.. felt a bit evil in fact and naughty. My boyfriend does not have a submissive bone in his body.. well I didn’t think he did. But just the fact that i got away with as much as i did makes me wonder… I’m sure you can guess what I did.. I held that load in my mouth then crawled up his body to give him a kiss… a really wet kiss. When he tasted his cum sliding back into his mouth.. he tried to back away. Mmmm that turned me on (I had not cum yet remember) He started struggling, jerking his head from side to side, had his mouth mashed closed and eyes clenched shut. All that whipping around did was smear the mess all over his cheeks and mine. He grabbed me by both arms and pulled me off of him, setting me down on the floor, hard. I just laid back laughing so hard tears ran out of my eyes. I heard him in the bathroom spitting, running copious amounts of water, cursing me, asking me what was the matter with me, am I going crazy from talking to pervs? Maybe I am.
You guys see the humor in this situation don’t you? roflmao, hehe, *snort*
Cum boys in chastity
November 6th, 2009 — cuckolds, discipline, humiliation, tease and denial
So how many of you boys are in chastity? What is it you like about having your cock controlled in this way? There is something about a man not being able to cum for extended periods of time that really tends to drive me up a wall.
I love knowing that they are holding it and just waiting for the time when he is allowed to stroke for me. It would probably be a sad little man that became my cuckold in chastity one day. I would be hard pressed to let him out even occasionally. My fun increases exponentially as I watch him sweat it out and suffer, becoming more and more submissive to me. I really dont enjoy the change a man exhibits when he is finally allowed to orgasm, some, most, become extremely cocky. lol it always reminds me of why I like to have them hold onto it and wait and wait for that elusive orgasm. I have never actually had real life experience with a man in actual chastity though. Its something I aspire to one day. I have a feeling though that I might be inclined to take it much further then some men would like to go. One week of chastity? lol.. thats nothing, lets go for 2 weeks, a month, 6 months? Can you hold out 6 months for me? hehe if you can do that, why not a year? If that, why not NEVER orgasm again and prove how devoted you are? lol.. yeah.. I get carried away.
so naughty
November 5th, 2009 — discipline, humiliation
I love sugar daddies and the things they buy me and my original one definitely showed that time only makes the heart grow fonder! He came back over the weekend and dropped a nice crisp set of Benjamin’s into my hands and took me in his hands and planted a warm lush kiss on my puffy lips, and no not my pussy! lol He proceeded in spoiling me the rest of the night to a fancy dinner at a 5 star restaurant, going to a movie, making out in the theater and then we went dancing at a very exclusive club, but of course WE could get in! hehe think YOU could?
Night wasn’t yet over at this point; he gave me a pre-paid credit card loaded with over $1000 bucks to hold me over till he returned next month. From there we hit the sheets and HARD! I really have to say that even if he DIDN’T take such good care of me I would probably still let him in my bed. He really knows what he is doing hehe..now here is the funny part, after all my fun I decided to log in and *lol* of course I got one of my beloved heavy breathers on the phone that stroked it while I gave him all the details of my night. He and I had a little role play about me cuckolding him! *giggle* relaying all the details got me all worked up again and I had to take care of myself after I hung up. My poor caller unfortunately didn’t get any release that night, but he is used to being denied and laughed at for being a loser!
*sigh* losers!
November 2nd, 2009 — humiliation
Some pindick loser tried to talk to me yesterday while I was out shopping. I stared at him because at first I was sure he must have made a mistake! I mean, come on! Surely a little sissy slut like him wouldn’t think that I would ever give him the time of day? Girls with looks like mine do NOT talk to tiny-weenus wankers. I shoved him away and told him that he had no business talking to someone like me without first asking my permission. By this time people were watching us and I took the oppurtunity to humiliate the scum. I told him that if he wanted me, he’d have to earn me, and that he could start by licking the dirt off the bottom of my shoes. He was so embarrased, I could see him bending his knees because his first instinct of course was to do what I said, but then he noticed people looking at him. So he was sort of doing the Bunny Dip for me! Having a war between his desires and that little bit of pride he carries for no apparent reason. The people around us were giggling at the spectacle. Some had disapproving looks at me too.I’m sure they were thinking “omg, what a bitch! How could she DO that to the poor guy??” (Because I can because he practically asked me to, because if you look at his crotch he obviously is loving it!) Anyway, his “dick” finally won that battle and his knees buckled, he went down. I was not impressed that it took him so long to make that descision so when he was halfway into his kneeling for me, I took my high heeled sandal and pushed him, making him fall over on his ass and I walked away. Loser.
Splooge shot boy
June 2nd, 2009 — humiliation
called again last night I had not heard from him in a while and he seemed exceptionally eager to drink his naughty little drink for me. Already panting when he said hello, and within a minute he added the finishing touch to his drink and downed the whole mess. *shudder* gross but hilarious!
How to be a cumslut
March 3rd, 2008 — humiliation
Jizzster just announced that he is going to “take one for the team” and create an instructional video on How To Be A Cum Slut! I’m going to hold you to that promise jizzy… I think your cumpadres would really appreciate something like this so don’t disappoint them!
Jizzster..
March 2nd, 2008 — cuckolds, humiliation
Hey jizzster, where have you been lately? I have not heard from one of my very favorite cum eaters much lately! Come back and regale all your mates with some of your latest adventures in cum swallowing!
Tied up and fucked
March 2nd, 2008 — cuckolds, humiliation, subs
I had a call the other day from a man, (a real one this time lol) that told me about an experience he had with a couple recently. The couple had put out an advertisement looking for a good looking man to swing with them for their first time. My caller was all for it, huge appetite for sex and someone is handing it out for free, no need to purchase dinner first woot! lol Once he was there with them he found out that the husband wanted both he and his wife to be tied up during the swinging session. My caller told me that he tied them both up and then the wife started to try to back pedal and ask her husband “do you really want to do this?” As she was protesting my caller stripped his pants off to reveal his 9 inch cock and the protests started to slow down…lol her husband was 5 inches I was told. haha it just occurred to me that some of you would be really happy with at least 5 inches. *snort* Anyway I think if the husband had turned to his wife after she got a look at my callers meat and said “yes honey you are right, lets call this off” She would have screamed bloody murder!
Humiliation studies
March 2nd, 2008 — humiliation
Did you humiliation freaks know that you could actually take a course in school about this? Take a look at this site titled Human Dignity and Humiliation studies. Hehe human dignity, something you don’t have and don’t really want to possess right? I wonder if some sort of course like this would help people like you. It say, “..breaking the cycle” is that what it is? Is it a huge cycle, downward spiral, that somewhere along the way to the rock bottom life you wish for, somehow it becomes sexually exciting? lol.. something to think about.


