Jizzster just announced that he is going to “take one for the team” and create an instructional video on How To Be A Cum Slut!  I’m going to hold you to that promise jizzy… I think your cumpadres would really appreciate something like this so don’t disappoint them!

Hey jizzster, where have you been lately? I have not heard from one of my very favorite cum eaters much lately!  Come back and regale all your mates with some of your latest adventures in cum swallowing!

I had a call the other day from a man, (a real one this time lol) that told me about an experience he had with a couple recently.   The couple had put out an advertisement looking for a good looking man to swing with them for their first time.  My caller was all for it, huge appetite for sex and someone is handing it out for free, no need to purchase dinner first woot! lol  Once he was there with them he found out that the husband wanted both he and his wife to be tied up during the swinging  session. My caller told me that he tied them both up and then the wife started to try to back pedal and ask her husband “do you really want to do this?”  As she was protesting my caller stripped his pants off to reveal his 9 inch cock and the protests started to slow down…lol her husband was 5 inches I was told. haha it just occurred to me that some of you would be really happy with at least 5 inches. *snort*  Anyway I think if the husband had turned to his wife after she got a look at my callers meat and said “yes honey you are right, lets call this off” She would have screamed bloody murder!

Did you humiliation freaks know that you could actually take a course in school about this?  Take a look at this site titled Human Dignity and Humiliation studies.  Hehe human dignity, something you don’t have and don’t really want to possess right? I wonder if some sort of course like this would help people like you. It say, “..breaking the cycle”  is that what it is? Is it a huge cycle, downward spiral, that somewhere along the way to the rock bottom life you wish for, somehow it becomes sexually exciting?   lol.. something to think about.

I had a wild phone sex call last night from a guy that took things even a step further then some of my favorite cum sluts readers do. The call started out with him making loud slurping noises, I finally asked him what in the world was he doing. He was sucking on cumsicles.. for real! lol He told me he makes ice cubes out of them and sticks popsicles sticks in them, freezes them and sucks on them while he is making calls to girls like me. Im assuming he lives alone..lol would any of you cum boys do that? Or would cold ruin the delicate flavor of spunk? *giggle*

A new commenter named roan wants to be cuckolded and humiliated, and asks: Can someone help me? Well boys can you help him? Take him under your wings and show him the pleasures of being a cum slathered cuckold? I’m sure I could do it but I really think he needs some peer pressure, some “men” just like him that can lead the way. You could all start a group, sort of like The Promise Keepers.

What could your name be for this group? What would your mission statement be? Come on cum boys and cuckolds, lets get this started!

lol I had a call last night from another guy that wants to swallow cum for me.
This one was one of those flexible boys that goes into all sorts of exciting contortions to amuse me. Can you see it? Sliding up against a wall, raising his ass up inch by inch till he is pretty much poised on his shoulders. His face is getting red as it fills up with blood, he had the phone jammed between his shoulder and ear, and one hand jerking his cock off, while he is panting in my ear. I keep egging him on.. the more excited he gets, the further he will shoot, and we both desperately want him to make a *basket*!
I love the sheepish way they tell me, “I just came, I got some in my eye” he is coming down to earth and already embarrased, sliding down the wall, wiping the jizz off his chin, but even still telling me “thank you…I will call you again soon”

I love boys that want to be told what to do after they cum! It’s such a blast to tease them during the call with what they are going to do with all that hot splooge when it arrives. I just had a call like that, hehe, what a trooper he was! I had him jerk off in front of a window in his house and told him to spunk all over the window and bend down and lick it up for all the world to see. ROFL.. My little window licker!

I have had a caller for a while now.. I call him Jethro. The name Jethro just brings to mind a simple, lame, and countrified person like him.
He is so easy to please.. but at the same time SO annoying! Lots of times when callers want humiliation from me I am on my end thinking to myself.. “Why? He sounds fairly nice, what’s to humiliate?” This is not the case with Jethro.. this dude really deserves it! gag.. I am not sure if I have talked to anyone quite as pathetic and ridiculous as him! Luckily (sorta) besides being a nimrod, he’s cheap and usually only has a few dollars to spend on a call. I tend to hang up on this dude a lot… *sigh* but that turns him on so he is plugging in a couple MORE dollars to call back and hear a few more choice words from me. Loser. Sometimes when I just can’t stomach him I resort to paid mails. Unfortunately THAT turns him on as well. So after spending money on one sentence mails from me, he calls. For two minutes. Crap.. what a leach this guy is! Tip for the day.. losers I can deal with. SOMEONE has to be the loser in this world so it’s OK. But Mega stupid, piece of shit, broke ass, mamma’s boy, losers like JETHRO should just castrate themselves.