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I was checking my stats today to see where you cum boys are finding me and found this hysterically funny gem.
http://erectile-dysfunction-treatments.net/search.php?type=Web&c=1&index=1&search=cuckold+cleanup
Someone coming from the erectile dysfunction site searching for cuckold cleanup! ROFL Priceless!
I hope he is reading this right now because I have to thank him for giving me the biggest laugh of the day. A man with a penis that works only sporadically, or maybe even less then that.. I mean come on, if you are going to be doing ALL your searches from the ED website.. well.. that’s saying something right there isn’t it? So here we have the man with the sketchy penis who also wants to be on the cuckold cleanup crew! Cuckolds.. *shaking my head*

hmm this makes me wonder about something.. wondering if there is a connection between cuckolds, small penises, and ED…. Let you know what I find out.

I’m always trying to cum up *giggle* with new ways to make money. I fantasize about myself as an entrepreneur. So I was thinking of that business started where hunky guys will come and clean a woman’s house naked (or more likely the customers are gay men, lol) Well I was thinking of starting a Cuckold Cleanup Crew! I could send guys out on jobs that the little “toe dipping” cuckolds can’t handle yet. You know what I mean, those new to the cuckold lifestyle guys who are barely just getting completely used to the idea of their wife or girlfriend fucking other guys but have not gotten up the courage to clean up the mess that accompanies such activities. So I’ll send out my Cuck Crew! Men that are extreme cuckold sluts, or like you boys, just smitten with cum! I could send them out to those really messy jobs. (I imagine there are a few of you darting your eyes back and forth looking for a link to apply arn’t you?)

Think it would work?…

So how many of you boys are in chastity? What is it you like about having your cock controlled in this way? There is something about a man not being able to cum for extended periods of time that really tends to drive me up a wall.
I love knowing that they are holding it and just waiting for the time when he is allowed to stroke for me. It would probably be a sad little man that became my cuckold in chastity one day. I would be hard pressed to let him out even occasionally. My fun increases exponentially as I watch him sweat it out and suffer, becoming more and more submissive to me. I really dont enjoy the change a man exhibits when he is finally allowed to orgasm, some, most, become extremely cocky. lol it always reminds me of why I like to have them hold onto it and wait and wait for that elusive orgasm. I have never actually had real life experience with a man in actual chastity though. Its something I aspire to one day. I have a feeling though that I might be inclined to take it much further then some men would like to go. One week of chastity? lol.. thats nothing, lets go for 2 weeks, a month, 6 months? Can you hold out 6 months for me? hehe if you can do that, why not a year? If that, why not NEVER orgasm again and prove how devoted you are? lol.. yeah.. I get carried away.

Hey jizzster, where have you been lately? I have not heard from one of my very favorite cum eaters much lately!  Come back and regale all your mates with some of your latest adventures in cum swallowing!

I had a call the other day from a man, (a real one this time lol) that told me about an experience he had with a couple recently.   The couple had put out an advertisement looking for a good looking man to swing with them for their first time.  My caller was all for it, huge appetite for sex and someone is handing it out for free, no need to purchase dinner first woot! lol  Once he was there with them he found out that the husband wanted both he and his wife to be tied up during the swinging  session. My caller told me that he tied them both up and then the wife started to try to back pedal and ask her husband “do you really want to do this?”  As she was protesting my caller stripped his pants off to reveal his 9 inch cock and the protests started to slow down…lol her husband was 5 inches I was told. haha it just occurred to me that some of you would be really happy with at least 5 inches. *snort*  Anyway I think if the husband had turned to his wife after she got a look at my callers meat and said “yes honey you are right, lets call this off” She would have screamed bloody murder!

A new commenter named roan wants to be cuckolded and humiliated, and asks: Can someone help me? Well boys can you help him? Take him under your wings and show him the pleasures of being a cum slathered cuckold? I’m sure I could do it but I really think he needs some peer pressure, some “men” just like him that can lead the way. You could all start a group, sort of like The Promise Keepers.

What could your name be for this group? What would your mission statement be? Come on cum boys and cuckolds, lets get this started!

Back to my favorite subject! I always seem to come back to this one…not sure why..
I love this cartoon! It makes me hot and makes me giggle at the same time. What does it do to you? Your ultimate fantasy? hmmmm Drives you wild to think of your dirty wife like this doesn’t it? Getting every hole stuffed by a big black guy. What do you think happens after the husbands finds his slutty, hotwife like this? I bet anything those two guys don’t stop fucking her do they? Could you blame them? When they are done.. what happens? Is that where you come in cuckold? The cleanup boy? lol.. You wife is very messy right now.. and *giggle* so are those guys. Would she do that to you? Does she have that much control over you to make you suck her boyfriends clean? This fantasy has no limits does it? What else happens? Call and we can finish it off…

Any lady, hotwife, readers? Why are cuckolds Is it that mournful but excited look that they give you when they send you out for the night on your hot date.. err…. with your girlfriends?
You like to get all dressed up in those hot clothes they paid for, slip on those high heels. Glance over, look them straight in the eye and dare them with you stare to question why you are dressing so hot to go out with the girls? *giggle* is that it? Maybe it’s when you come home from your night out, kind of disheveled, rosy cheeks, bare legs (but you left with stockings on), stumble into your bed room and there he is, the darling husband, waiting to help you undress and get comfortable, no questions asked. Is that why you like it?
Could it be the way he snuggles up to you and whispers in your ear how much he loves you and proceeds to kiss his way down your body.
He starts licking you, lovingly, not minding that special taste. (of course this is for the wives that still let the husbands DO that! Lucky men they are!) Then you snuggle up to your cuckold husband, because he DOES have his place, (and he knows it so well) and you fall asleep dreaming of your boyfriend.

I recently found out that a buddy loser friend of mine loves to watch his wife cheat on him. No not the typical lets go pick out a hot young stud no we are talking about him hiding in the closet, jerking off into a sock while his wife does a guy she brought home from the club that she lied about going too. He has known for a while and wanted to confront her but the thought of watching her seduce a younger man is so much of a turn on he couldn’t turn away.

He talk at length about watching her convince them to go to the bed room and tell them about fucking her husband in the bed and how much he sucked. How she longed for a fuck session with a cock that was larger than four inches and could pump her hard. She would glide her hand gently up and down the out side of their trousers and they would wiggle in their nice shirts and try to hide what can not be hidden. At some point she would grab the pipe and begin to manipulate it in such a way to make him scream in side of his head and submit to laying on the bed as she crotches on top and her ass in the air and sucks his cock. He is huffing her name softly then louder as she tears her offending clothes off and prepares to ride him for his life.

Using her hands and arms as guides, she positions her self on top of his cock and drops down the pole as it reaches her whole and she releases a sigh of relief. She calls out his name and says FUCK ME, FUCK ME LIKE A REAL MAN!!!!!!!! He lifts his ass up and pumps hard into her, causing her to scream louder then she cums on his cock as he pulls out and she drinks in the cum that she bade him to produce.

All the while her husband has exploded about 12 times for he is a pathetic one minute man. Well all I have to say is heres to the girl, for she has great head on her shoulder!

I have been called a cocktease many times in my life but recently I was named a cucktease by one of my callers.
It put a smile on my face because teasing boys like you is one of my favorite things. I can just lie back on my bed and come up with the nastiest scenarios for your wife or girlfriend a big grin spreading on my face. I love that power…I love how you hand it over to me.