National Masturbation Month!

Why didn’t you boys tell me?! I imagine you are all so offended that I’m already an entire week late on what is your special month. *shrugs* Sorry I missed it. First I heard of it was the other day when a bunch of flirts decided to join in helping you guys celebrate. (a philanthropic bunch we are) I started googling and looking and could really not find much about the month. I thought about it and it dawned on me that not many chronic masturbators would be keen to announce that he is a chronic masturbator and recognizes National Masturbation Month. So alas, unlike Black History Month where we are treated to reruns of Roots and special about jazz, there will be no tv shows for you. No mentions on your local news channel to get involved in National Masturbation Month and stop down at the local circle jerk, (are you googling right now in a tab to see is such an event exists?) No none of that for you. But I have something better, and it’s sort of like a circle jerk. A list of sexy blogs from women like me just dedicating ourselves to recognizing your out of control masturbation habits. Phone Sex Flirts Enjoy yourself and enjoy your month.  We are going to have some special things planned for you  :)