Ok so get out your sparklers! I want you to stick one in your penis and light it while singing America The Beautiful with me!
lol just kidding! (all the pain sluts sit back in their chairs now and say “awwwwwww man!”) I’m in such a great mood, chicken marinating, bottle of champagne chilling and later this afternoon I’m going to settle in the backyard and relax. I’m sure all of you cuckolds are hanging out in the house right now while your wife is out “shopping” *read: getting pumped in the ass by a huge cock and screaming outloud. And you sissy.. put down the lipstick and give me a call, I can show you how to put it on just right and get you ready to go out on the town tonight! lol So if you want to have some fun with me you better hurry! If by chance you miss me and are still in the mood for some wild phone sex check out my niteflirt buddies, I’m pretty sure some girls are going to be on today! Either way, have a great holiday and have fun!