“I like to jack off thinking of my wife having sex with another man”

Someone, actually several someones, search for this phrase or some variation of it daily.
I wonder if some of them are looking for a support forum to get some help for their affliction, but instead they find me.
🙂
Poor guys, they should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque. There are some forums out there for guys like them. I wandered onto one recently, called something like “no more mister nice guy”.

It’s filled with posts in this vein:
“You just gotta MAN up! Stop being a beta! Women don’t like that stuff and when they see any weakness they POUNCE!”

Women are only allowed on the forum in a little corner, we are firmly admonished to not upset the “men” and banned quickly if we step out of line. lololol

(give me a second while I compose myself…lololol)

It’s like some kind of He Man Woman Haters Club, except there are really arn’t any real men there and certainly no he men.


🙂

So some of you end up on forums like that one and some of you end up on blogs like mine and calling women like me. (or actually calling me if you decide to hold out for the best, I don’t log in very often 🙁 )

I’m all for people helping themselves and improving their lives but…if you are spanking it picturing your wife getting it from someone else, there is not much hope for you.
You won’t change. No forum is going to help you. No support group is going to make you a man.
No marriage counselor is going to make your balls finally drop. This is it for you, this is your life. Some are just born this way and should learn to make the best of it.

I’m the best of it.

NO, I’m not going to be able to man you up, but I can show you the fun part of being a cuckold, a loser, a walking wallet.
Everything has a good side and a bad side.
Pick the good side of being a cuckold.

Next I think I need to have a chat with the “men” searching for this phrase:
“Why does my wife want me to wear stockings and jerk off?”
*sigh* my work is never done. 🙂

Just a quickie

<——  Cuckold walking in on his wife with her new man toy enjoying a real tool.
Sometimes I just crack myself up.

A fan

I just received this email about a piece of writing I did a couple of years ago for a Niteflirt listing. Many of you have told me how much you enjoyed it, but this letter I just received is now my favorite compliment. 🙂

Maybe I’ll be inspired one day to create a part 2 to that story….

Dear Beth,

Four paragraphs. Your listing, Cuck Queen, is only four paragraphs long. And yet, it is one of the most erotic pieces of writing I can recall reading. I surf around on NiteFlirt, enjoying the listings — and the pictures, too; who cares if they’re “real” — but don’t call very often.

Somehow, after repeated readings over several months, your listing continues to “get” me every single time. Every time! I love the build to the climax. Your details push my buttons just right: what if my wife actually is cheating? We never go to clubs, but that part hits the perfect tone anyway; it works anywhere. The suspicion about her lunch dates. Your description of her sweating and moaning — so sexy. And then suddenly, my wife is begging some dude to slap her ass, and I lose control. There I sit, with sticky hands, a damp forehead, and a sob caught in my throat.

I’m a little embarrassed writing this gushing fan letter, when you don’t know me from Adam. But I thought you wouldn’t mind the compliment. And, I’ve gotten so much enjoyment out of your writing, I think it’s only right that I send you a little something in thanks. Thanks!

Man. Four paragraphs.

Admiringly yours,
John Doe

A naughty performance

This is for those naughty boys that like to perform. I would just love to sit back on the sofa with your wife and some of her very good friends and watch you jerk it for us. All of us ladies clinking our glasses together, giggling, whispering in each others ears as we watch you slowly stroking your cuckold cock. Your wife is telling us how her funny little cuckold husband is going to keep stroking it and find out just how long he can hold off before he spurts his cum.

How long do you think you could keep yourself from cumming all over your fingers? Every giggle would send you to the edge wouldn’t it? So humiliating to finally lose control and spurt cum all over your fingers isn’t it? The mingled laughter is not helping the situation. 🙂 Worse, now you have a huge mess of cum to clean up.

Get busy boy.

Weinergate!